Verbal diarrhea
As each day passes our Lords and Masters seem to get more confused.
They recently announced a change in their precious regulations which I don’t think even they understood. Our Minister for Crap Healthcare was interviewed on the news and tied himself completely in knots trying to explain them.
If you are a close contact and have had your booster and have had a dose of the Lurgy you don’t have to isolate, but if you have only had two doses and haven’t had Lurgy you have to get a test of some kind but if you haven’t had your boost and aren’t a close contact you have to isolate for five or maybe seven days and if there is an R in the month then you have to retest and become a close contact. Or something along those lines. There are more conditions in it than any computer programme I have ever written. And I have written a lot.
They’re at it again today It appears that they are beginning to see the light and are talking about “easing restrictions”. Knowing them that probably means that pubs can stay open until nine in March and we can all go back to attending funerals.
Even Holohan is showing dangers of cracking a smile. He says he hopes to be able to move âoptimisticallyâ, but added that we they also âdonât want to get ahead of ourselvesâ. Oh God no. We wouldn’t want to throw caution to the wind and act normally? Let’s drag out those restrictions as long as possible.
âWe still need sufficient time, which we think is a little bit more time to elapse to say âwell, look, there are some things that we might have feared we would see, that we havenât fully seen yetâ. We need to be certain that weâre not going to see them before we give advice to government that weâre ready to to ease â ease or change some of the current measures.â
Fuck! I haven’t a clue what that means. Either he’s cracking up or has been self medicating with something a bit more potent than the Virus.
Another minister adds
âI am hopeful for February because of where we are now but I think we have learned through Covid that guarantees arenât a thing that anyone can give. Iâd be hopeful for the easing of restrictions in February but weâll have to see where we are by the end of January and see what NPHET advises.â
Why the fuck can’t she just say she hasn’t a clue?
They end up by saying that every restriction will be removed ….
other than mask wearing in indoor public areas and Covid passes.
*sigh*
Maybe they should demonstrate how the ‘rules’ work through the medium of a ‘Snakes & Ladders’ game, where you get up some rungs of a ladder for being jabbed or for having a Jab-Pass, but slide down snakes if you’re a close contact, are over 70 or have an R in your name. That would make as much sense.
But knowing current governments, they’d design it with five-sided dice, so you could never throw a double-six to start.
I gave up trying to make sense of any of their rules a very long time ago.
As many have said – they know the Jig is up, vax & boosters will be shown to be ineffective and the ‘flu-type virus’ will have become tolerable, BUT the damage done by vaccines and lockdowns will not be forgotten and these petty little hitlers love being able to order us all about. They will make the most of it before telling us to be grateful for them saving us all.
I can’t make any sense of the crap they spout either. They can be certain I won’t be listening in future!
Never could spell dehighyorhea.
Is this the Erse way.
https://headrambles.com/2022/01/14/seen-and-done/
Take pity on the minister. He was probably told the new rules just before taking a taxi ride, a WHOLE taxi ride, to the studio.
A taxi? You must be joking. Hasn’t he got his own State car and a driver to whisk him around?
I thought that the minister was looking more like Humpty Dumpty each time he appeared but the resemblance seems to have been there for some time.
https://www.thephoenix.ie/2020/10/stephen-donnellys-safe-halloween-guide/
He does have a rather strangely shaped head, tapering off towards the top. I used to refer to him as Humpty but Herself complained as for some strange reason, she likes him.
I still get away with calling our president “the Hobbit” though. I tell her it’s a term of affection.
If I remember right, someone or other said that the “pandemic” would end in March 2022. Let’s see what they’ve installed in the meantime that will be up and running by March? Maybe a brand new crystal ball?
Maybe the Virus has a built in self-destruct code? Mind you, it seems to be self destructing at the moment. Half the people who have it don’t even realise they have it….
I was in a Supermarket yesterday and a lady fitting her mask said to me âbetter to be safeâ I said âwell bring a bucket of sand next time in case there is a fire.â
Classic! Sadly, I wouldn’t have the nerve.