Software Update
IMPORTANT COMPULSORY UPDATE:
At midnight on Wednesday [tomorrow] all Irish will automatically download Anti-Virus software CoronaBomb V5.0.
This is a mandatory [possibly compulsory?] update and will require a reboot.
Update contents:
Travel will be strictly confined to 5km. [Manufacturers warning – beyond 5km you may explode]
Networking will be disabled.
Update contains Bubble V0.1. This possibly enables networking with one other unit.
House-Party [all versions] will be deleted.
Usage limits will be applied to Weddings [all versions] and Funerals [all versions].
Anyone using Small-Business may find their copy deleted or at least running very erratically.
Anyone attempting to delete CoronaBomb V5.0 will be severely punished and their memory wiped.
CoronaBomb V5.0 will expire on the 1st December. It will delete itself though it may be replaced with CoromaBomb V5.1, or even an earlier version. The software engineers haven’t a fucking clue what will happen, to be honest.
The only certainty is that it will fuck up your life for the next six weeks.
What a balls up…
While you are on home detention GD you might like to read this book, CORONA FALSE ALARM? Facts and Figures by Dr Reiss and Dr Bhakdi. I just started it. The whole pandemic thing is a con.
Not sure I can comment on this. My mind shutdown automatically at the first mention of Corona Bomb v5.0.
It's not for desktop is it?
It's for all operating systems, though those of a darker skin pigmentation are supposed to be more prone to attack?
Even Linux based? I can't believe the government would actually be successful in sticking them in the repositories. And what about cantankerous auld fellas? Are they more susceptible as well?
Cantankerous auld fellas are immune. The Virus wouldn't dare…..