Sink or swim
So the Greater Thunderbird [or whatever her name is] has set sail?
There has been a bit of a flurry on the Interwebs and of course the mainstream meeja are loving it. You would think that this one voyage is the last chance to save humanity by discovering a new planet. But no, she’s just going to Merca which has already been discovered.
There have been a lot of comments on the Web hoping that she’ll sink. The thought had crossed my mind but I don’t hope that. After all is said and done, she’s just a child who has been sucked in by the Climate Alarmists as a Golden Goose, and frankly I feel sorry for her. She will probably grow out of her current obsession and take up counting spoons in the kitchen drawer or washing her hands a hundred times a day, but she will be forever tarred with the Eco-Saint label.
Anyway if she did drown she would only be sanctified [or deified].
I do wonder though what would happen if her millionair’s yacht gets into trouble? After all, it’s only forty years ago that a sudden and vicious storm caused the Fastnet Race Disaster. Is she prepared to accept help and rescue from a passing oil-guzzling ship, or is she going to go down with the boat in an eco-friendly way? Or maybe she’ll just walk for the rest of the trip?
The site I use for weather forecasting [and I might add, my forecasts are generally more accurate than the Irish Met Office] has a gizmo that shows the little darling’s live location including coordinates –
https://www.windy.com/track-team-malizia-and-greta-on-their-journey-across-the-atlantic
You can use that information to cheer her on her way.
Or to programme a missile.
I have no idea of who or what you speak of! There has been zero media coverage of any one sailing here for whatever reason. If she is an eco-warrior then I hope she lands in New York and gets beaten half to death by longshoremen. No there wouldn't be any coverage of that. It's an everyday event at the NY docks.
Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg [I had to look that up] is a Swedish kid who bunked off school to protest about Warble Gloaming. Instead of punishing her for playing truant they lionised her. As a kid with some mental difficulties [which makes her immune to criticism] she became the poster girl for the Alarmists. At this stage she has even overtaken Bono as the number one political meddler.
The Longshoremen are welcome to her [and all who sail in her].
A pity Gary Glitter didn't book a berth on the yacht.
That is sick.
I like it!
Ta for that. A Bolton sense of humour.
Ian, you owe me a new keyboard.
Glad you liked it. I wonder if they'll be playing Alex Harvey's Gangbang.
An inconvenient truth.
https://twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/1162315692466683905
A crew of 5 are flying to New York to bring Greta's boat back to Europe
No mention of what mode of transportation she is taking to get back to Sweden, though.
Good heavens! We're not going to have to keep her are we?
I hope she doesn't go down with her ship, just think of the environmental damage she would cause.
They'll all be looking for the Golden Rivet.
And here I thought you were referring to an email program…then I read further.
The €4 million yacht she’s sailing on is made of carbon fibre – a material with a carbon footprint 14 times higher than that of steel, and that “spews out a significant amount of greenhouse gases” during its manufacturing.
It's not just the carbon fibre – just look at the rest of the backup!
[P.S. Is it just me or does the kid look really fucking weird in that photograph? The face of nightmares.]