There is some woman from Merka visiting Ireland at the moment.
We get a lot of Merkans cluttering up the place during the summer but this one is apparently someone special. She’s a loud speaker or something and was invited to make some speech in our Dáil [Gubmint]. So she gave her speech which was full of promises and platitudes, most of which will be forgotten as soon as she leaves and that’s fine by me.
However, I was half watching her waffling along on the News. I was paying very little attention, but then the camera panned up to the gallery and there was that cunt Bono! What the blind fuck was he doing there? How the fuck was he invited?
I am constantly amazed at this Bono phenomenon. All he is is a pop singer and a bad one at that. He has no qualifications that I am aware of. He has never been elected, yet he pops up as some kind of representative of the Plain People of Ireland. Not only that but he seems to consider himself to be an expert on climate change and poverty in Africa. How the fuck does he even get past security?
He’s like Japanese Knotweed – fuck all use to man nor beast and impossible to eradicate.