There is something very strange going on.
Christmas was around eight or nine weeks ago. It must have been that long because I left the tree up for a couple of weeks after and it’s about six weeks since I finally binned everything.
Then a few weeks later there was a Super Blood Wolf Hippopotamus Pink Moon that everyone raved about [I didn’t see it. I have seen the moon lots of times]. That was several weeks ago as well.
My next door neighbours who live in America decided to move back after three years. They said they were returning mid January, and they have been there for a few weeks now. I know that because they called in last night.
So why the fuck is it still January?
How do they do it? Do the calendars reset back a few days every night? The date on my laptop says it’s the 28th but I swear it said that several days ago.
What the hell is going on?
Is this an EU thing?