Grandad,“Get someone to shout “BOMB!!” And that, for some strange reason, reminded me of the Doggies Meeting from times long past – I’m sure you remember it – and could well relate to the sad goings-on of our supposed ’leaders’:

THE DOGGIES MEETING

The doggies held a meeting,
They came from near and far,
Some came by motor cycle,
And some by motor car.

Each doggie passed the doorway,
Each doggie signed the book.
Each unshipped his asshole
And hung it on a hook.

One dog was not invited
It sorely raised his ire.
He ran into the meeting hall
And loudly shouted, ‘Fire!’

It threw them in confusion
And without a second look,
Each grabbed another’s asshole
From off another hook.

And that’s the reason why sir,
When walking down the street,
And that’s the reason why sir,
When doggies chance to meet,

And that’s the reason why sir,
On land, abroad or home,
They’ll sniff each other’s asshole
To see if it’s their own.