Transgender gone wrong
Normally I completely ignore all those cute little images on cigarette and tobacco packs.
Today however I happened to notice one, purely because of its lack of familiarity and its utter strangeness.
What the fuck?
Had some poor sod been smoking in bed when his pubes caught light? Had he been gratifying himself with the muzzle of a shotgun [not to be recommended] when the gun went off? Was this a DIY attempt at a sex change?
For the first time in years, I actually read the message on the pack.
Smoking causes impotence
All I can say is that it’s the worst fucking case of impotence I have ever seen.
Smoking makes your balls explode. I bet there’s quite a few out there daft enough to believe it 😉
Perfectly timed for Halloween [or Guy Fawkes]? The kids will be smoking 80 a day in anticipation.
There,s a hole in my gusset dear liza a hole!
The mind boggles at the thought of the next few lines?
“With what shall I fill it?”
Look on the bright side, he’s unlikely to catch crabs…
In fact the ultimate cure for all STDs……. Big Pharma will probably licence the idea.
Thought it was female.
An ad for lube?
Excessive use of Viagra?
… should’ve bought KY Jelly …
I’d been meaning to scan this and send it to you! The previous image for the impotence slogan was a man, naked upper torso, looking down at something just out of frame. Clearly, it was far too subtle. The current version is hilarious.
If smoking causes impotence, how come all the children I knew when growing up had fathers who smoked. My own father smoked heavily and still managed to sire 4.
My father smoked and sired six – 5 boys, 1 girl!
Well it’s obvious isn’t it? That’s why, in the older movies, the couple smoked after sex and not before.
They’ll say anything won’t they? Next, I suppose, they’ll state that smoking causis tyops in commetns.
Smoking turns men into women. Who’d ave thunk it?
Never give birth to a suicide bomber!