Right, you lot over in the UK.
We have [apparently] held a vote here in Ireland and the results are in.
There is a 75% majority demanding that you mob hold a second referendum on this Brexit lark.
Now don’t start whinging that you already held one. You know damn well that’s not how things work in the EU. If you get the wrong answer you just have to keep going until you get it right. That’s democracy, EU style.
So stop acting like a bunch of cry babies and get out there to the polls. You may think you want to leave our cosy little
Dictatorship Union, but your elders and betters [and the Irish] know better.
The result of our little vote is fairly decisive, so you cannot ignore it. The people have spoken.
And anyway, we’re damned if we are going to be stuck out here in the Atlantic while you lot next door enjoy your freedom.
That wouldn’t be right.