Listen, you lot over in the UK.
Will you ever stop whinging and whining about this Brexit thing. I am sick and tired of hearing about it. I am tired of hearing about backstops, hard exits and soft exits. I don’t give a shite whether exits are hard, soft, boiled or fried, all this nonsense has to stop.
First of all you failed to understand one of the fundamentals of the European Union, namely that democracy has been redefined to mean that you vote the way they want you to vote, and nothing else is acceptable.
They asked you if you wished to leave the EU and the answer was obviously a resounding NO. How could you possibly think otherwise? To vote any other way was unthinkable in this modern democracy.
In any democracy, people should always have the right to deliberate and vote again when they have gained access to new information or had a chance to understand more clearly the implications of a decision.Brendan Howlin
Now the leaders of our respective Labour Parties, Corbyn and Howlin [two towering intellectuals on the political scene] are suggesting you get a second chance to get it right.
This is precisely the way it works. They assumed you were sensible enough to vote YES, but obviously you weren’t
brainwashed informed enough so it not only right, it is essential that you vote again. It is imperative that there be a second election, now that you have been told in plain English how to vote.
And for fucks sake get the answer right this time.