There I was, happily about to doze off when I noticed something.

Now yesterday was a hectic day of frantic succumbing to the Black Dog which amongst other things led to a somewhat restless night, so the one thing I needed today was a chance to doze.  It was not supposed to be a day where I would have to think.

However, there it was, staring me in the face.  Martin Scriblerus was looking distinctly wrong.

I remember setting all those images so they neatly fitted into their boxes yet there suddenly seemed to be a lopsided look to them.  I don’t like lopsided.  It upsets me.

Now the site itself hasn’t changed for a very long time, so any old backup should do the trick.  I restored a backup from the first of the month.  Bugger, but that didn’t make a difference.  So I tried one from the beginning of June, then May then fuckit January.  Nothing made any difference.  The site had decided to become lopsided and lopsided it stubbornly stayed.

I made a copy on my laptop.  That was fucking lopsided too.  Shit.  At least I could screw around with it and it wouldn’t matter if it broke completely.

I found the problem.  I could say that it was my vast intuitive powers that did the trick, but I have to confess it was purely by accident – a number was missing.  In all the millions if words and numbers that make up a website, just one fucking number was enough to screw everything up

I don’t know how or why, or even when it went missing but it’s back now and the site has lost its lopsidedness.

If anyone is interested, the number is 1100.