I thoroughly dislike “selfies”.

I consider them egotistical, narcissistic and vain.  I reckon if selfies were banned, it would release many terrabytes of useless junk off the Interweb that no one really wants to see except for the subject.  The only idiots who look at them are the idiots who took them and the only people that like them are the idiots on Farcebook.

Having said that, I took my first ever selfie.  I can also guarantee it will be my last.

I took the photograph just to see how my hat looked.  It’s one that Daughter got me for walking down to the pub after dark.  It’s quite neat, as it has a little row of lights on the front which throw off quite a powerful beam.

Now having taken great trouble to make this selfie [it took me a while to work out how to switch cameras on my phone] I thought it only fair to let the entire world see it.  It is, as I pointed out earlier a unique item and there will never be a repeat.

Enjoy.