Good evening all,
Good evening/morning SuperShadow,
I have BCC’d over 500 of you because this is a special emergency given the events in the Star Wars universe of the last year.
Right know we have expelled half (Yes you’ve heard it -HALF) the jedi of the Council of coruscent here in California.
When The Last Jedi hit the theatres it brought star wars up a level. The Misgogyny, Sexism, the deficit of diversity present in the original trilogy were corrected(and those awful primitive special effects). For the first time women were in leading roles tackling the white privilege present in the originals.
After 2 viewings of the film we had a jedi council meeting to discuss it.
What’s this? Admitting there were flaws in the original films? Primitive special effects? Sexism? Misogyny? This is sacrilege!
To my own personal shock about half the jedi present (People I have Known for years) began to complain about it being Social justice warrior nonsense and promoting feminism. Some of them even reffered to some of the male characters as soy boys.
It sounds like the sensible half [if anyone who claims to be a Jedi can be classed as sensible?]. All this crap about feminism and inclusivity is pure Social Justice Warrior shite.
We immediately expelled these miscreants from the council. The internet is now full of their bile emboldened by the russians and their bots.
The fact is this.. If you dont support women heroes and diversity in star wars you are not a true star wars fan.
Now I seriously think the Russians have more important things on their minds. As for whether I can be a Star Wars fan if I don’t support women heroes, I’m not a Star Wars fan anyway so where does that leave me?
I have written a letter to lucasfim demanding they remove digitally the sexist harrison ford from the movies and replace him with the new actor alden ehrenreich. Ford was a white privileged testosterone driven sexist who has no place in the 21st century.
I’m sure they’re quaking in their boots. Why the fuck should they replace a character with an actor a quarter his age?
Alden is playing the young Han Solo in the new star wars film SOLO-A STAR WARS STORY
The internet trolls are trying to diss the film claiming it will flop because these idiots think Harrison Ford cannot be replaced.
Damn but I’m getting really confused here. You want Ford digitally replaced by his younger self, or rather an actor who is playing the part? Are you overlooking the fact that in a “prequel” [God how I hate that word] the character is a far younger person and therefore has to be played by a younger actor? You are aware that this is all make-believe?
I am asking you all, that when this film is released to get your family- parents, children, grandchildren to see the movie (Please also encourage repeat viewings). Never in history has a star wars film flopped and we cant allow this to happen now. We want to get this film to earN 1.5 billion for Disney. If this film flops their is a high risk we may not see anymore stars wars films in the near future.
Why the fuck should I be interested in bumping up Disney’s profits? I lost interest in them when I stopped watching Mickey Mouse cartoons about sixty years ago. As for going to see a film in which I have zero interest, dream on. Frankly I doubt if I would lose any sleep if there were no more Star wars films. The original one was more than enough. Just look at the idiots it spawned.
The trailer is here and you will clearly see this Han Solo totally outshines Harrison Ford.
Hokay. You included a link to a YouTube thing which would only make this site slow to load. I watched it, and frankly it looked exactly like the first Star Wars film and probably every other once since. Talk about flogging a dead horse!
May the force be with you
And also with you