I’m really pissed off today.
I don’t know why. I’m not depressed or anything like that – just in bad mood.
Maybe it started with my waking early. I don’t know why I did but the heating hadn’t even fired up so it wasn’t a good start.
Then the cat started pissing me off as only the cat can. Apart from constant demands to go out or in the door [about a minute apart] he wailed at me a lot. I fed the little fuck but it was no good. If he wasn’t meowing at me he was sitting there with that evil look in his eye – you know the one – the one where he wishes he could somehow grasp his paw around a meat cleaver. In the end I started throwing pine cones at him and he finally got the message and fucked off.
Maybe it started when I had to traipse through the house to answer the door bell only to find a couple of Jehova’s Witnesses on the doorstep. They didn’t last long.
Now I’m waiting for the groceries to arrive. That means I have to have all the doors open ready and it’s windy today. Luckily it’s not too cold. Cold enough though.
I think I’ll go and attack the rose bushes with a chain saw while I’m waiting for the van. It’s about the time of year for it.
And I’m in the right mood to wield a chain-saw.