World Obesity Day
Yes Folks – today is World Obesity Day.
My first thought was that this is a day when we celebrate the porkers amongst us and stuff ourselves silly with as much food as we can tolerate. A sort of “Hug a Fatty” day.
Apparently that is not so, alas.
I’m not quite sure what anyone is supposed to do today. What is the point? Is it supposed to be one of those fucking awful “awareness” days, where suddenly we look in the mirror or step on the scales for the first time in years and realise we are twice the person we used to be? They have been bleating about obesity for long enough and loud enough for everyone to have spared it a thought by now. We have been inundated with shitty television programmes where a bunch of unfortunates are humiliated in front of the cameras to lose weight. All we hear about is diets, “healthy eating” and how we should be living our lives if we are gullible responsible citizens.
Of course we don’t have an obesity problem here in Ireland. Well, not from today anyway. You see our Glorious Gubmint yesterday raised the price of a bottle of Coca Cola from â¬2.40 to â¬3 thereby inflating their coffers and instantly deflating waistlines. A sort of living off the fat of the land tax?
Isn’t it amazing how many problems can instantly be solved by imposing or raising taxes?. And when if those problems aren’t solved, just raise taxes even further?
We have also solved the smoking thing, incidentally.
50c extra on all tobacco…..
50c extra on all tobaccoâ¦..
So a party down Mad Mick The Smuggler’s the night tonight then, boyos? And not only will he be making more profit on every baccy run but can now widen his sortiment to include 2 litre PETS of Coke from Carrefour Calais. Begorrah but tis a grand time to be alive and free trading, for sure for sure!
There were great celebrations last night amongst the smuggling community. Bigger profits? Expand the business into soft drink? Win win!
World Obesity Day
The day itself is something I’m surprised the left over/SJW’s/Generation Snowflake (but I repeat myself) in the US haven’t condemned as hate speech. After all, this is a thing..
http://www.health.com/obesity/fat-shaming-by-doctors
http://www.dailywire.com/news/19420/professor-doctors-telling-patients-lose-weight-amanda-prestigiacomo
The man has a point. Surely those VICTIMS of Big Sugar deserve better from us all?
Haven’t smokers had to put up with lectures and snide remarks for years? It’s all part of the same phenomenon – nagging us all “for our own good” and trying to get us to conform to their norms.
ahh but us smokers are not VICTIMS, we’re dirty ADDICTS who refuse to do penance.
No, BD, we are both victims and dirty addicts, depending on which stick we are being beaten with at the time.
The addict angle will come soon enough for the overweight, donât you worry. Sugar has been cited as âaddictiveâ for many years â they just now need to do a bit of manipulating, come up with a catchy slogan or two, and expand it to include a few more foodstuffs to make the gullible idiots out there believe it unquestioningly and itâll be job done. The âhelpless addictâ who doesnât really eat pies/smoke cigarettes/drink beer because they enjoy it, but because they are just satisfying their addiction is the excuse they give themselves for their endless âinterventions.â Of course, as many smokers already know, it actually disguises their own addiction to controlling people who donât happen to agree with their ideal of a ârighteous lifeâ and makes them sound like helpful, caring people instead of the bullying busybodies they really are. The sad thing is that those being labelled as such (being mostly non-smokers which, ironically, is probably how they got so flabby in the first place), wonât see the same sleight of hand taking place with them as took place with smokers (the public’s ability not to notice blatent facts which they don’t want to admit never ceases to astound me) and, like so many smokers, will bow their heads and accept their punishment in order to overcome their terrible âaddiction,â and, once âcuredâ will â again like so many ex-smokers, join in the cries for their fellow âaddictsâ to be âcuredâ in the same way.
Such things as taxes are easily defeated if enough people stopped buying whatever has been tax increased for a short while, but people these days have no experience of the power of doing without hence the smugglers/government get away with any old shit they and big commerce/pharma/media/ can dream up as the latest solution by tax to problem that doesn’t exist.
By all means give me the finger for asking but is it all quiet on the family front especially herself’s nerve’s?
An excellent protest would be or everyone to forgo buying tobacco for say a month. The gubmint would lose millions. The Anti Smokers would shout in glee of course and that is one major drawback as on principle, I’m against anything that would please those bastards.
There has been [to use a modern idiom] a seismic shift on the family front. Things are great for the moment but I expect a different kind of storm to brew up in a matter of weeks. Sorry I can’t be more specific………
Did you know they, whoever is behind this World Obesity Day, have a website? Even includes an interactive map so you can see what’s been done in the fight against obesity blah, blah, blah and so on…
http://www.obesityday.worldobesity.org/
There’s even a couple things going on in Ireland no less.
And don’t get me going on what actually makes some people fat. Your comment field ain’t long enough.