Losing control
I really do fear for the Grandkids.
I know about the old cliché where I look back and say the Good Old Days were the best, and I know about rose tinted glasses and all that shit, but society really does seem to be heading for a miserable and dangerous future.
It’s happening on two fronts. There is the startling increase in the way the state is taking control of our private lives, and dictating how we live either by imposing laws or by penalising those of us who continue to attempt to retain control over our own lives. Society at large seems oblivious to this, and not only accepts the greater control but in some cases actively encourages it.
The second front is in the area of technology.
Now I confess to being a little intrigued by computers and all the things that can be done with them, but I am a firm believer that computers should be firmly kept in their place – as tools rather than controllers.
We have reached the point where demand no longer drives innovation and have entered an era where innovation creates its own demand. Some bright spark discovers that there is sufficient computing power in a mobile phone to include a camera, so people are brainwashed into the concept that all mobile phones have to have a camera or else they are no good. On the face of it, that might seem like a good idea, but how many foresaw the dangers? How many predicted the proliferation of private and sometimes intimate photographs that would be posted for the world to see, many without consent?
Now we are experiencing the “Internet of Things”. Again, whizz kids are dreaming up ways to insert chips into everyday objects and connecting them to the Net. Again, this may seem like a good idea, but how many people actually stop to think of the implications?
Once again the world is being attacked by a virus. In the Good Old Days a virus meant that you probably lost that thesis you had been writing, or that your first and precious novel vanished into Cyberspace, but things are somewhat more dangerous now. Now we have major firms, transport systems, power utilities and nuclear power plants relying on the Net to function, and the virus makes no distinction. It doesn’t care if it has just wiped your wedding photographs or drained the coolant from a nuclear reactor – it just fucks things up indiscriminately.
I have a few things connected to the Web. However, every single item on my network has one purpose and one purpose only – entertainment. Okay, I have business files but they are stored away from the Web, or else on the Web itself, so if I am attacked by a virus all I lose is some music, some recent photographs and some porn films. Would I allow the Web to control my heating, my electricity or my home security? Would I fuck! Why the hell should I connect my refrigerator or my shower to the fucking Interweb? It makes no sense whatsoever, but they would all become vulnerable to hacking.
As for driverless cars! God help us but that’s a nightmare to behold. People scream that computers are more reliable than a human, but I would contend that humans can react to the unforeseen whereas computers can only react to whatever has been programmed in. And who are you going to blame when a driverless car that has been hacked by a fourteen year old in his back bedroom, careers across the road and wipes out your family? The kid? The passengers in the car? The car manufacturer? The software company?
Talking of software companies, what the blind fuck are essential utilities [and Chernobyl Nuclear Plant] doing using fucking Microsoft Windows? It is the most hacked most vulnerable system on the planet yet they persist in using it? Have they not learned from decades of security breaches? Do they not realise it is an open invitation to hackers? Madness. Utter insanity.
Incidentally, if you are daft enough to be using Windows to read this…. Just crate a read-only file called perfc and stick it into C:\windows\ folder. That’ll protect your machine from the latest attack at least.
Though why I should help out anyone who uses Windows is beyond me.
You get what you deserve.
whereas computers can only react to whatever has been programmed in.
Back when I was, oh, 13 or so and thought a ‘computer’ was a Sinclair ZX81 and ‘pc’ meant the Peelers; my Uncle was one of the leading ‘Computer experts’ in the UK (ie he was earning serious money doing it). He even had all the kit at home, his own BBC Micro and a “modem” (oh wondrous wonder), access to PRESTEL and all sorts of ‘interfaces’. Chances are you and I are both using software he had a part in creating (which explains a lot about why software never quite does what it says on the tin).
Anyways he gave me some advice , which he described as -even back then- having been handed down to him from the sage Lords Of Hacking, the cyber mages of yore, from a time when having a computer at home meant literally building a home to house it and it having more magnetic tape than BASF:
G I G O
Hold fast to that primary LAW, print it off, colourize it in gold and get down on your hands and knees every morning and kiss it.
…and yes I am stupid enough to use windows, I laugh at RansomWarez for I have Rat-onna-stick or ‘Mint’ as it is known. Which replaced even Puppy as my ‘get out of shit free’ option.
Ah, the old Sinclair! The ZX81 literally changed my life [long, boring story].
G.I.G.O indeed. Also don’t forget that the most unreliable part of a computer is that bit between the keyboard and the chair.
Good luck with Windows. Just remember to back up everything every five minutes, or whatever time is allowed between updates [that probably introduce more vulnerabilities].
The ZX81 literally changed my life [long, boring story].
Well assuming Ireland is also covered in a layer of the sweetest liquid sunshine at the moment, what better use of your afternoon than to write up that long boring story for tomorrow’s article?
My uncle used to refer to the ZX81 fondly as a ‘Frisbee’ or a ‘door stop’.
For me it was the DAWN OF A NEW AGE. Oh how i coveted a Sinclair thermal ’till roll’ printer with all my teenage heart. I think I might have had my first ejaculation when I heard there was a 16K RAM pack coming out! SIXTEEN WHOLE KILOBYTES?!?! Oh hang on, no that wasn’t my first orgasm but no one wants to hear about that school lunch break when Wendy or Mandy or Sandy or whatever the hell her name was got tipsy on home made wine someone brought in a thermos from home….not when compared to inserting that sleek black cube of RAM packed plastic into the slot at the back of the ZX81…ahhh memories.
I think I shall GOTO a cold shower (ie in the omnipresent Norfolk rain) and CLS before cooking dinner.
As Henry Jay would have said: “PRINT that”.
Are you taking about the ZX80? If memory serves, that came with 1K of memory with a 16K ‘backpack’? The ZX81 came in two models – the 16K and the 48K. I was posh and had the latter. Just imagine – a massive 48 kilobytes of memory to play around with.
10 CLS
20 GOSUB 40
30 STOP
40 PRINT “Yeah! Right!”
50 RETURN
You’re getting confused in your dotage I fear Old Man. The ZX81 originally shipped in the UK with a powerful 1k of RAM (Eire might have been different, did you have elecktrickery back then? :P) . The later ZXspectrum came with 16 or 48K.
Dammit, you’re right! The ZX80 morphed into the ZX81 while the Spectrum came a bit later. And yes – we got the electric back in the 70s….
I admit I did double check i was right after posting…and stumbled across this: http://zx81-siggi.endoftheinternet.org/index.html
Yep someone, no doubt a German with far too much ‘Zeit’ on his hands has komen uppen with ein ZX81 webserver. They are clever, those Germans….
“Just crate a read-only file called perfc and stick it into C:\windows\ folder. That’ll protect your machine from the latest attack at least.”
How will that help?
Yes, I’m another one of the dafties using Windows.
Not being a lover of Windows, nor an expert in hacking [*cough*], I haven’t a clue how it works but apparently it does. At a rough guess, I would imagine the virus tries to create the file itself, and when it finds the file already exists and that it can’t write to it, it just gives up.
Just found this after quick search – https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/vaccine-not-killswitch-found-for-petya-notpetya-ransomware-outbreak/
Thanks!
Thankfully, the only things in the house connected to the Internet are our two (old) desktop computers and our two (old) Thinkpad laptops and that’s only when they’re powered on. Even when we finally graduated from the dark ages and replaced our ancient 27″ CRT television with an actual multi-component, 40″ LCD TV HET system (Home Entertainment System) we make sure the wireless capabilities are thoroughly tied and gagged.
And we certainly don’t own any “smart” phone. Personally, I’m a bit wary of anything that can be turned on without my permission by persons unknown.
I confess to the smartphone, but 99% of the time it’s just a phone and nothing else. I rarely connect it to the Net and then only via my own network. The television is connected all right [via another box on the network] but it’s only for downloading the odd film. And take it from me – modern films are very odd.