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Pissing in my pot — 19 Comments

  1. It’s too far even for a freebie.

    You’re obviously not from Norfolk then. You can always tell proper Norfolkers in the supermarket cos the first thing they do is head for the ‘Rey-DoouUUust’ aisle. Quite a useful trait though, if you ever need to get shot of anything here you just leave it in the front garden with a ‘Free (Broken)’ sign on it . No true Norfolker can ignore such an offer, even if he has 3 broken lawnmowers already.

    Can’t get too worked up about the Guinness pic though- what do you expect from a race what thinks cottage cheese and gravy go well on chips?!?! (actually they do, believe it or not..once you get over the ‘gag’ factor). Come on, these people brew ‘beer’ from cornflakes (I kid you not) and smoke pure virginia cigarettes. 

    • I take it that Guinness hasn’t reached as far as Norfolk? 

      I knew a woman once who wanted to get rid of her car as it wasn’t up to much.  She left it out on the road with the keys in the ignition and the driver’s window half open.  It worked!  The car was stolen…….  an abandoned a few yards down the road.  Some things you just can’t give away.

      • You know you’re POOR when you park your car in a Norfolk ghetto and return to find it has now 4 new racing slicks and a kick arse stereo.

    • I would need to handle them before passing an opinion.  Personally, I would be quite happy to see those being worn instead of those inane “leprechaun hats”.

      • Irish women use their mandatory “Lucky Charms” hats as underwear?!? Can’t be very practical I would have thought.

      • Cheeky Leprechaun?!? He looks positively psychotic…as if someone had forced him to wear a silly hat or nicked his Lucky Charms….

  2. My Mother came from Roscommon.  As avowed sheep stealers, I still can not allow any brew above the traditional poitin to be better than the black liquid.  Still, it is ok for now. For the sheep, you know.

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