International Womenâs Day
Today is International Women’s Day.
Why?
What's the point?
Is this supposed to increase our awareness of women? That generally seems to be the point of these days, but I think most of are aware of women? A lot of us come across women on a fairly regular basis so I think we are aware enough.
Come to think of it, is there anything that isn't "celebrated" on some day of the year?
How about an International Things That Don't Have An International Day Day?
Here you go,,,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_commemorative_days
And, yes, there is an international men's day (they're looking for role models Grandad)
One worth celebrating (every day), not least to offend those who 'must not be offended'
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Bacon_Day
Sweet fuck!! Some of those are insane. World Pi Day [not to forget World Pi Approximation Day]? Star Wars Day? That should please Supershadow? Day of Silence? Aren't we allowed talk about it? Hug Day? Fuck off!
International fuck off and stop annoying me with your un sponsored retardation day #heforshetofuckoff
But every day is International Fuckoff Day surely?
How about "International Men's Urges Day?"
It could be a colourful celebration of drinking, smoking, sex, fast driving, red meat, sports and more sex.
Who could object to that???
Sounds like the village of a Saturday night? Personally I can't think of a single objection but I can think of one or two women who might!