This has gone way beyond a joke.
Listen, you overweight fuck!
1. It is none of your fucking business. You are Minister for Children and have fuck all to do with finance. You were demoted from Health because you made a right bollix of the job. Live with it.
2. The pension fund managers are morally, if not legally compelled to get the best return on investment. It's tough shit I know, but Big Tobacco happens to be a damn good investment and the only people you would be harming are those that rely on the pension fund.
3. Big Tobacco doesn't give a flying shite if the gubmint sells every single share. There are more than enough buyers out there who would be only too happy to purchase them. You seem to think in that megalomaniac pea-brain of yours that you can single handedly bring down Big Tobacco by selling a few shares? You really need a few basic lessons in company finance.
Will someone please commit this insane gobshite to some nice secure comfy padded spot preferably for life?