I received a letter from Revenue on Friday.
I haven't heard from them in a long time, so naturally wondered what they were blathering about.
"My records show that you have not met your LPT obligations in resect of this property and a liability and/or Return remains outstanding for the period(s) specified below"
So I have not met my "obligations"? Seeing as I had forgotten about them and their fucking Local Property Tax and they hadn't bothered their arses reminding me then that's not surprising. Did they think I was itching to pay the fucking thing?
"I serve notice that if you do not pay the outstanding amounts within 14 days from the date of this letter, I will issue an instruction to RTE SUPERANNUATION SCHEME to deduct the amount in equal instalments from payments to you over the rest of 2015"
What the fuck?
The syphilitic little poxbottles are fucking threatening me? This is the first I have heard from them and this is their attitude?
This really is going too far. They impose a tax on something that I have paid dearly for over the years. I paid a crippling mortgage for the best part of thirty years. I paid stamp duty twice. I paid a fucking inheritance tax and now finally I own my own property and they want to tax me for the privilege. Even worse, they don't even try to think up and excuse for this tax. It's not paying for anything. I get nothing in return. It is just plain theft. We want your money for no reason other than we want it, and if you don't give it, we will steal it out of your pension.
Fuck the little cunts. I have little option but to pay the fucking thing, just as I would have to pay a mugger with a pistol stuck in my back.
I am not a happy bunny. I have a tinge of resentment towards being mugged.
I shall write to them by email. I will attach a document that outlines my grievances. I shall point out that it is the lowest of the low in bad manners to threaten someone with a first approach.
Actually the document won't contain any of that.
It will contain a nice little virus that I captured a while back and I have been keeping it for a special occasion.
I think this occasion fits the bill?