Did you ever come across an item in the paper that is so weird that you have to read it several times just to make sure your eyes aren't deceiving you?
I read it. I re-read it. I read it again. And still the mind boggles.
A couple of lines gave me a chuckle.
"watched for some time… ashamed, disgusted and upset" So upset they couldn't stop watching? Right!
"Clearly there are issues that need to be addressed" Just make sure to include a postcode.
And don't forget to put a stamp on it.