I just had a quick look to see if there was anything remotely worthwhile on television tonight.
I discovered that the programmers have not only reached the bottom of the barrel but have scraped their way through and are well on their way to the Earth's core.
I swear they were challenged to come up with the most tedious, boring, mind numbingly ghastly subject and tonight they are broadcasting the winners.
Runners up are RTE with their documentary "Garth Brooks: Tomorrow Never Came"
This is described as "Following the trail of events of the American country singer's comeback tour, which was announced in January but was cancelled after Dublin City Council only granted event licenses for three of the five intended performances at Croke Park throughout July."
Sweet suffering fuck!!
But the winner has to be TV3 who are coming up with their offering as a direct challenge to RTE on the same evening……
A documentary called "Garth Brooks: What Went Wrong?".
This piece of mental vacuum is described as a "Documentary about the recent cancellation of American singer Garth Brooks' tour in Dublin, which let down thousands of fans and thrust the country into the media spotlight. With interviews from the Croke Park residents, Aiken Promotions and Dublin City Council."
I really am speechless.
I'm off to the pub.