Ambivolence
I am in two minds about motorways. On the plus side, they tend to be the fastest way to drive from A to B. You're also unlikely to get stuck behind a tractor towing a fucking slurry tank at twenty … Continue reading →
Monthly Archives: June 2014
When politicians lack balls
Room for women in politics means ‘unseating men’ Well, slap me with a haddock and call me Ishmael but isn't that a remarkable piece of logic? Listen, you idiotic bimbos – electing anyone in politics is going to unseat someone … Continue reading →
Consequences
I had to bring Herself for a hospital checkup on Wednesday. Nothing fancy – they just wanted to see if they had fucked up her eyesight [they hadn’t] so it should have been a quick visit. As it transpired, we … Continue reading →
Drawing a conclusion
It's that time of year again. 55,000 sorry little sods are heading in to start their Leaving Certificate exams. Back in my day, there were three exams – the Primary, the Intermediate [always known as The Inter] and the Leaving … Continue reading →
