There was a programme on the television a few nights ago.
"How to be happy" or some such tacky title.
I don't go in for these "life coach" things – they tend to depress me and make me miserable so I only saw a tiny bit of it.
The general gist seemed to be that you'll be happy if you but on a forced smile all the time.
I have a few answers that work for me… Eat, drink and smoke to my hearts content and fuck the begrudgers; don't bother with material shit as it will only weigh me down and above all, let no one tell me how to be happy.
I asked Herself what her secret of happiness was.
Choose your parents carefully.
You can't argue with that?