A blow to the ego

Google have a new page up.

It's where you can demand from them that they remove pages containing any scurrilous or defamatory statements about you.

Out of interest I searched for my own name.

Nothing.

I went through about twenty pages of Google's results and not one fucking sniff of me.

Zilch.

I am disgusted.  As far as the Interweb is concerned I don't exist. 

Where is the page on Google where I can enter scurrilous and defamatory statements about myself into its search results?

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A blow to the ego — 6 Comments

  1. You're squeaky clean and ready for heaven Grandad – unless another one of those infernal tribunes gets set up. Would you like some of us to start a whispering campaign about you so you can make use of the new google thingummy?

    • I did wonder about that photo business.  What's to stop me sending any old photograph?  Are they going to call out here to check?

  2. The NSA has already redacted all information about you. At some time in the future an unmarked black van will pull up and abduct you. Anyone claiming to have known you will have no evidence you ever existed. 

    Of course that would never happen, would it? 

    • I hadn't thought of that.  You're probably right.

      They tried the black van trick once before [back in the Dubya Days].  I set Herself on them and they haven't come back since.

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