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Dear (e) client (e),
We inform you that your account is about to expire in less than 48 hours, it is imperative to conduct an audit of your information for now, otherwise your account will be destroyed. Just click the link below and craft a session using your Apple ID and password. .
>why this electronic courier you he was sent ? The sending of this email applies when the expiration date of your account expires. For more information, see Questions and Answers. thank you,Assistance to Apple customers .
Deer Assistance to Apple Customers,
Thank you most magnificently for the courier you are sending me.
I am very sorry to hear about the imminent death of my account. I did not comprehend that I had a Apple account so it will be a sorry to destroy it when I did not know I had it.
I did click the link to start a new Apple ID and password but the Apple site seems to have expired. Have you an awareness of this?
Thank you.
Heh! Some of them are quite delightful, aren't they? 🙂
How did he know I didn't have an Apple account, and how has it expired? That company baffles me with their weird machinations.
while i am being thanking you fur your prompt reply,woud you just send to us your deetales and shut the fuck up pleese. thanking you agin.
My deetales have been scent by Western Union.
Did they say whether they wanted my bank details too? It would be bad manners to ignore them or keep them waiting after all.
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