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I need a browser

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Does anyone know where I can find an Open Source Internet Browser?

I use Firefox which I thought was open source, but if must be the wrong kind of open source because it doesn't do some things that apparently it's supposed to do.

The Open Source Internet Browser I'm looking for is the one that allows me access to a supermarket where they sell drugs, weapons and pornography which I can download directly to my laptop.  Just think of the convenience – click a few keys and a brand new Sig Sauer lands on my lap.  Brilliant!

You may think I'm making this up, but I have it on the best authority – one of our elected representatives no less – that such browsers exist and I WANT ONE.

I am just amazed that I haven't heard of these browsers before.  There again, the US seems to be removing them as fast as possible but new ones are appearing every day.  Where the fuck are they? 

Naturally our representative is calling on the EU to take action [we can’t have our gubmint acting without the consent of their masters now, can we?] so I need to find one fast before they ban it.

Can anyone help me?

 

Comments

I need a browser — 14 Comments

    • I think a far more likely explanation is that the bloke hasn't a bull's bollox of a clue what he is talking about.  Maybe he's thinking of web sites?  Fucking idiot.

    • I have a vague memory of seeing a video of some bloke who produced a working pistol on one of those printer things.  Might be worth investigating?

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  3. This guy really doesn't seem to care if he becomes a laughing stock now does he? Or are the people he's writing to about these "open source browsers" just as insane?

    • This guy is a classic example of the kind of moron that gets into power these days.  It's no wonder the world is going to hell in a handcart.

    • @ Rob – Granted, but they both use a modified version of Firefox, and Vidalia. I mentioned it because I recently downloaded a copy to try. 

      As for HideMyAss – the people at Torrent Freak dot com reported that this outfit handed over customers details when pressured by authorities. TF have a list of VPN's and their respective privacy policies – there should be an updated version out soon.  Look here: http://torrentfreak.com/?s=VPN

      • Microdave – Thanks, I'll dump HideMyAss.

        By the way, I'm a big fan of your Friday Funnies.Keepup the good work.

  5. I'd like to download a self-addressed kissogram, bearing optional extra accessories such as a bottle of Chateau Margaux and two glasses.

      • Chateau Margaux wouldn't be every man's idea of an optional accessory to accompany a downloaded Kissogram. Think of other liquors, of different brands and shades of lipstick, of tasteful clothing, of…

  6. Fine Gale never did find the open source hacker who infiltrated their 'closed source' website a few years ago did they?  he he

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