A change of colour
Some of you may remember a few weeks ago that this site was nominated for a Blog Award or three?
I put a little orange badge down the bottom of the page. I put it on the site because I was pleased and flattered to be nominated. I put it down the bottom because I’m a humble sort of bloke.
The first round of judging has been going on for a while and results were to be announced last Monday.
They weren’t.
Nor Tuesday.
In fact they didn’t get published until the early hours of this morning.
Originally I was nominated in three categories – Best Personal, Best Humour and most surprisingly Best Political [I still haven’t worked out what wag nominated me for that one]. To my amazement, I have been shortlisted in all three categories. So my humility has been tempered somewhat and the badge that was down the bottom has changed from orange to purple and is now proudly up at the top. Damnit, I am proud.
I received a private mail yesterday from a friend. He reckoned I was losing readers because of my stance on certain issues. I replied that he was possibly, nay probably right but that he was missing the point of the site. I’m not here to try to increase circulation or to become some sort of O’Huffington Post. I’m here because it amuses me. Something amuses or irritates me and I will write about it. I primarily do it for me. That fact that people go to the trouble of posting comments is the real cherry on the icing on top of the cake, and I love the banter that sometimes ensues. I confess that if no one commented I would probably have given up years ago, but if I quit now, I feel I would be letting my new friends down. It would be like inviting a load of friends up to the house for a party and then buggering off down to the pub.
So this is a small enterprise. If you were to look at all the blogs in the world you would need a damn electronic microscope to find this one. The production team behind the enterprise consists of myself sitting at the window in my armchair and Penny sleeping in the sunshine on the couch. Hardly an enterprise worthy of board meetings and annual reports?
And for the very reason that it is such a small enterprise I am somewhat amazed that people and judges [are they the same thing?] consider the site worthy of a gong. So Penny, Herself, my armchair and I would like to thank those anonymous people who nominated me and the anonymous judges who considered my efforts worthy.
The Blog Awards do actually mean a lot. They are not just handed out willy-nilly to anyone who applies. There are strict rounds of judging and some pretty fierce competition so to be shortlisted is quite something. There is more blood spilled at the Blog Awards than at the Oscars, and that’s saying something.
But then doubtless someone will point out that shite always floats to the top?
Speaking personally awards and nominations mean bugger all to me but I can see they have some significance to the old feller in the arnchair… I cannot see Penny giving a flying fuck but one never knows with dogs, if Penny were a cat one could be certain… so I say well done that man. Let's hope the turd continues its rise and turns the badge gold.
What has me really excited is the thought that more than ten people have visited my wee site. As for the gold – I ain't holding my breath!
I'm surprised no one nominated you for Best Eco-Green Blog. 🙂
Meh! I should at least have got a nomination in the Beauty and Fashion category….
Nice!…Good Job Grandad!
"shite always floats to the top?"
Hmmmm…Isn't it cream that floats to the top?
If you drop a turd into your mug of coffee I think you'll find I'm right.
Or maybe I'll try adding cream to my septic tank?
Well done (again), sir! Goodness knows what would have happened if you had actually tried to win these things. Probably wouldn't have gotten shit. You're just a natural born award winner?
I'm so proud.
How does one try to win? Endless posts about how beautiful, gracious and fair judges are?
Don't ask me, I don't read sites were the author tries to win awards. However, that doesn't mean I don't read award winning sites…which I do…obviously.
There's a conflict of
intelligenceinterest there somewhere but I'll be damned if I can figure it out."that doesn't mean I don't read award winning sites…which I do…obviously."
Any chance you could point me in their direction so I can pick up some tips?
Heh. Well, there is this one site by this auld guy called Grandad…
"He reckoned I was losing readers because of my stance on certain issues."… Let me guess: the Warble Gloaming religion and all its sheeple followers and the loonies (or should that be Lonnies?) at Tobacco Control Central, like ASH.
I once got an annual appraisal when I worked at a major American computer company which said (amongst other things) " does not tolerate fools gladly". It was supposed to be a mild rebuke from my manager who then gave me a hefty merit raise. I took it as a compliment, thanked him for noticing and promptly framed it and hung it above my desk… I get the feeling that had you also worked for HAL you would have got the same sort of comments.
Ignore all the naysayers, keep up the good work, it's that you cut through all the bullshit and say what you think that keeps many people coming back to your Blog, whether they actually agree with what you're saying or not.
Just continue to please yourself GD, and blow tobacco smoke into the faces of all them judges and layers-down of blog standards who try muscling into your blog hobby. You are your own best judge. Herself in the background can serve up the occasional second opinion along with the bacon, cabbage and parsnips.
As I said before, Herself's opinions are a deathknell. She unerringly picks out the worst pieces and laughs at them. My real gems, she just mutters about how my standards are falling.
I actually got a brilliant email from my old friend Supershadow who gave me a right bollicking over my "incorrectness". Apparently I am wrong about just about everything. I must reply to it sometime