Time waster
I was messing around with that Google Analyticals thingy.
Apparently since I started on this lark, this site has had 656,000 visitors, give or take an idiot or two.
And the average time they spend on the site is around two minutes.
Doing a rough calculation on the back of a cigarette packet, that means visitors have spent a total of around two and a half years reading my musings.
You have no idea how proud that makes me feel.
Just think – how many people are there who have managed to waste a whole two and a half years of the world’s productivity and evolutionary progress?
Do you think James Reilly reads it ?
Hah! I wish! Bastard is too busy fucking up the health system and running his pet vendettas.
"give or take an idiot or two"
That would be me and someone else then……
No names – no pack drill. 😉
The number would be much higher if you included the NSA, CIA, MI6, Masad, SVD, and so on.
You should charge them…
Heh! A trifling €1 per page view? Brilliant value?
[*let's see now … 1,569,441 page views at €1 works out at ……*]
You know there are only seven of us readers.
That's over four months each? And you just can't keep away!