I am sick and tired of this G8 shite.
Everywhere I turn it’s G8 this and G8 that. I made the mistake of watching the News the other night and the entire programme seemed to be about the G8. And if the topic wasn’t G8 related, they still managed to find a link somewhere so they could mention it. Even the fucking weather forecast mentioned G8 constantly [I hope it fucking pisses rain on them].
Who the fuck are these people? Why eight? Why not the G9 or G7? As far as I can ascertain it’s just a bunch of wankers getting together to swap stories on how to screw us even more. I was down in the village yesterday and a woman in one of the shops asked me what I thought of the G8. I told her I thought they were a shower of cunts having a jolly at our expense. Everyone in the shop agreed that was a fair summary.
The big news today is that Michelle Obama is visiting Glendalough. So fucking what? Hundreds of thousands visit Glendalough every year and they never get a mention? What is so fucking special about Michelle Obama? Stick her in a crowd of a thousand women and you would have one hell of a job finding her. I grant you she’s a bit of a looker all right, but so is Yer Wan down the hairdressers and I’m damned sure she wouldn’t top the bill if she visited Glendalough?
After her little trip to Glendalough the Obama Wench is having lunch with Bono.
Sweet suffering Jayzus on a tractor!
A woman whose only claim to fame is being married to a bloke who happens to be a good orator, is going for lunch with a bloke whose only claim to fame is in being a crap singer with a neck as thick as a jockey’s bollox. And that is the news headlines for today?
Is it just me or has the world gone completely mad?