Shutting the G8
I am sick and tired of this G8 shite.
Everywhere I turn it’s G8 this and G8 that. I made the mistake of watching the News the other night and the entire programme seemed to be about the G8. And if the topic wasn’t G8 related, they still managed to find a link somewhere so they could mention it. Even the fucking weather forecast mentioned G8 constantly [I hope it fucking pisses rain on them].
Who the fuck are these people? Why eight? Why not the G9 or G7? As far as I can ascertain it’s just a bunch of wankers getting together to swap stories on how to screw us even more. I was down in the village yesterday and a woman in one of the shops asked me what I thought of the G8. I told her I thought they were a shower of cunts having a jolly at our expense. Everyone in the shop agreed that was a fair summary.
The big news today is that Michelle Obama is visiting Glendalough. So fucking what? Hundreds of thousands visit Glendalough every year and they never get a mention? What is so fucking special about Michelle Obama? Stick her in a crowd of a thousand women and you would have one hell of a job finding her. I grant you she’s a bit of a looker all right, but so is Yer Wan down the hairdressers and I’m damned sure she wouldn’t top the bill if she visited Glendalough?
After her little trip to Glendalough the Obama Wench is having lunch with Bono.
Sweet suffering Jayzus on a tractor!
A woman whose only claim to fame is being married to a bloke who happens to be a good orator, is going for lunch with a bloke whose only claim to fame is in being a crap singer with a neck as thick as a jockey’s bollox. And that is the news headlines for today?
Is it just me or has the world gone completely mad?
I don't suppose G8 is in any way related to R2-D2? In any case; these are the
cuntsdroids you're looking for 😀C3PO and beam me up Scotty.
"Sweet suffering Jayzus on a tractor!" made me LOL on an otherwise miserable day. Ta GD.
Michelle O'Bama a looker, GD? Jesus, if that's the case I'm like a supermodel or something.. a looker? Whatever floats your boat I guess. 🙂
Am thinking the same myself.. So f'in what? Her every move tracked.. Who gives a sh*t?
You know what we're like in this country? A bunch of backward hillbillies who can't contain themselves if anyone of importance comes to town. I remember Clinton drove through Limerick once, and we all dropped everything to go and wave at him as he drove past. I remember thinking, jesus he must think we're an awful bunch of backward' plebs. He didn't even roll down the window like..
Some say she's a looker. Not really my type, I admit. One way or another I'm sick of the sight of her.
The whole thing seems to be down to that pathetic Irish thing of treating "celebrities" like some kind of god.
I'd give 'er one.
Sure you'd get up on a breeze?
The Michelle Obama visit put me in mind of some pics of when Obama met the PM of Thailand, Yingluck Shinawatra (who actually is a bit of a looker):
http://roflrazzi.cheezburger.com/news/tag/yingluck-shinawatra
Hadn't realised you were back already GD, my, don't time fly when you're having fun! Looks like a great place from the pic you posted. Not sure if I'll get a holiday this year (although I live in a place that people flock to in the holiday season, so I suppose you could say I'm on a permanent holiday, except I have to work…), but I might get over to Thailand to see the in-laws late December – early Jan. The SOH has been champing at the bit to go back to see her folks, but has been constrained by the fact that her renewal resident permit has taken since Oct 2010 to arrive (the Greeks are good at this bureaucracy stuff), and without it she couldn't leave Greece. So she'll be off for a few months in Nov, and with luck I'll find a spare month to join her. I could do with a break. A bit of the tropics in mid-winter is good for the soul.
Aha! Now I wouldn't kick that outa bed for eating biscuits!
Isn't it a bit early to be thinking of mid-winter breaks? You're welcome to stay here if you like? We have a bit of grass that could accommodate a tent, and my rates are very reasonable.
Uh-Oh….looks like Michelle's got her number!
Bet the POTUS got a piece of her mind when she got him home.
Ah, now if you had a tent that could accommodate a bit of grass, I might be tempted…:)
You can't beat a drop of the old home produce!
"Is it just me or has the world gone completely mad?"
Yup.