Crumbs from the EU table
Our Data Watchdog is complaining.
Apparently we in Ireland aren’t complying with EU legislation on cookies.
Well, boo fucking hoo,
“The regulations state that websites must provide information and capture consent for the use or access of cookies or other information when users visit the site”
Well, OK. You want information? Here goes.
I haven’t a fucking clue what fucking cookies are doing or not doing on this fucking site. Is that plain enough?
I signed up with a site that promised to give me a list but they never got back to me. Shower of wankers. So I just checked my machine and there are gazillions of the fecking things. There was one from this site and that opened up another couple of hundred little ones. It was like cutting open a fat spider and finding millions of little baby spiders inside. Dozens of ‘em all looked exactly the same so I asked Goole what they were and why I needed so many. Google tells me that they are there because I am the author and they are reminding me what language I am using and what’s worse a new one is created every time I edit. What fucking rocket scientist wrote that piece of genius? Presumably if I delete then, I will start writing in Chinese? 如何將你喜歡嗎？
So there you have it.
This site does use cookies, and does leave crumbs lying around. If you want to eat the cookies or delete the crumbs, feel free.
That’s as far as I go.
The one thing I am not going to do is stick up some fucking tacky little yoke on the site saying that it is EU Regulations Compliant.
Over my dead body.
But are yours chocolate chip cookies 'cause if they are that' okay.
Chocolate Digestives are ok too. I don't mind having them on my computer. Chocolate tends to melt a bit when the cores get hot, though…
I like the plain digestives myself.. I call them suggestive biscuits though.. as I've mastered the art of eating a whole one all at once without choking. haw haw
You will be delighted to hear that my cookies are not only chocolate laden, but are full of all sorts of delicious additives and calories.
I am not going to list the ingredients though, as that would be pandering to another fucking EU law.
Ahhhhh, for gods sake he has to earn his large pay packet? What's the point of having a huge office and staff if you can't prove your doing something. Keep the head down and merry Christmas to you.
And I have to have something to write about.
Pure symbiosis?
Ingredients? Cookies (biscuits) and chocolate chips.
Hob nobs are the best.
Choc-chip cookies?
Choc chip cookies with Hazel nuts in, just the biscuit with a cuppa.I suppose the problem, GD is'nt understanding The EU legislation, its that you don't want to share your cookies with the rest of us.
Why on earth should I? The only thing you lot share with me is abuse.
'Data watchog' I wonder what he/she's on €300k a year ? Living for the last 8 years free from all EU bullshit is great. I was looking over the last few days where I saw headlines like 'The IMF have told the government bla bla bla or the EU has told the government. Try an EU free zone it great.
Kimberley, Mikados and Coconut Creamsand Fig Rolls
Jaffa Cakes
Here here for the Jaffa Cakes although not strictly a biscuit.
Maybe KFC Kenny & Co. should comply – we don't want them having to pay out 12,000 yoyos a day on top of the 12 grand they've already been fined for non compliance of septic tank regulations.Actually something's just made me think – if Ireland's not complying with YoYo regulations on cookies – would I be mad to conclude that the cookie monster is in charge over there?
Do Moon Pies count?
Moon Pies? Do you stick them on your arse and shove them out your window?
Moon Pies…Very popular with bubba types, south of the Mason-Dixon Line. Chocolate cookie layers with a marshmellow filling. Great with a Cola, looking for a road kill lunch. Now there is a cookie.