I fucking hate ice-cream vans. Why is it that they canât play a proper tune? Why does it have to be that ghastly racket that sounds like itâs played on something from the Pound Shop? It used to be Greensleeves … Continue reading →
More discoveries about Penny. She is the laziest dog I have ever met. Has anyone else ever seen a dog that lies down to eat? Cream or Asparagus Soup followed by Filet Mignon. She is now very happy with the … Continue reading →
I tried to do a drop of research yesterday. I didnât get very far. What I was looking for was a list of âsmoking related diseasesâ. Seeing as all smokers are constantly dying from these diseases, you would think there … Continue reading →
One of the little bon mots that my father used to quote was âlaws are made for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise menâ. Wise man. I was poking around the Interweb today and I came across … Continue reading →
