Let’s get one thing clear.
Today is Paddy’s Day.
It is NOT Patty’s Day.
It takes the fucking Americans to take someone else’s national holiday and fuck up the name. No one else could be so thick.
Paddy’s Day is a day where a true Irishman will do his very best to consume the entire output of a brewery or a distillery.
Patty’s Day sounds like a celebration of paedophilia and paedophiles.
So if you think this is Patty’s Day then piss off back into your dirty raincoat.
On the other hand, if you think this is Paddy’s Day …..