In the early hours this morning, I dropped by the Devil’s Kitchen to see what’s cooking.
His latest article had a link at the bottom that intrigued me, so I had a look.
“Scientists” are now suggesting that Aliens may drop by and eradicate Earth because our Global Warming proves we may be a threat to other life forms.
I shouldn’t have written that last sentence. I have just wet myself laughing again.
So NASA seriously has a group discussing how we should treat our first Alien Encounter? How can anyone even remotely imagine what that would be like?
Let’s just sit for a moment and contemplate the life forms that exist on Earth. Sperm wales? Bacteria? Toadstools? Humming birds? Cacti? Have those anything in common? Of course they have – they are all life forms that happily exist on Earth. So if we have such diversification on one tiddly planet, how can anyone even remotely hope to predict what an Alien life form would be like?
Presumably these scientists are paid to sit around talking such utter shite? Their time would be better spent watching re-runs of Star Trek or Dr Who. Or maybe that’s what they are doing anyway, for inspiration?
A fucking five year old could do a better job.
And TT wonders why I hold “experts” in such high contempt?