Got up a wee while ago to make myself a mug of tea.
Put on the kettle.
Got up and decided to have a piss [to make room?]
Came back in.
Reached for a slug of the mug and realised it wasn’t there.
Remembered I was making a fresh one.
Got up and made my mug of tea.
Had to go to see what Sandy was barking at.
Remembered I had just made a mug of tea.
Got up and retrieved tea.
I’ll say one thing for a failing memory……
It keeps you fit.