Times are tough, financially.
Methinks it is nearly time to revive an old business that used to prove very profitable.
All I have to do is get the word out that I am pally with one of the Driving Test examiners. For €50 I can guarantee a pass.
The way it works is very simple. You come to me and I tell you that I can fix your driving test for you. You bung me the fifty spot which I promise to pass onto my friend. Even better, I provide a money back guarantee. If you pass your test, your fifty yoyos are well spent. If you fail your test, you come back to me, whereupon I apologise and say that my friend was off duty that day, and I proceed to give you your money back.
Our local test centre has a pass rate around the fifty percent mark, which means I keep around fifty percent of the bungs.
Everyone is happy.