This election is the most significant in Irish history.
The most corrupt of the Irish political parties has almost been eradicated. It has been an absolute bloodbath for Fianna Fail and I couldn’t be happier for them. And to add a little cherry to the top of the cake, the Green Party is no more. They have been wiped from the political landscape and it couldn’t have happened to a nicer bunch of wankers and cunts.
All the people who you have heard me rail against are gone and consigned to the dustbin of history with the sole exception of Micheal Martin. Cowen, Hanafin, coughlan, Mad Cow Harney, Gormless, Ryan and all their fucking colleagues are no more, and may they rot.
With a bit of luck, neither Fianna Fail nor the Greens will ever recover. They have been roundly hammered for their incompetence and their treachery. As I write, Fine Gael and Labour have 100 seats between them. Fianna Fail have 17 and the Greens have none, which gives an idea of the devastation.
I don’t care about Fine Gael or Labour manifestos. They would be very hard pressed to top the efforts of the outgoing lot for sheer stupidity and incompetence, so things have to improve.
Yes. Truly a good day for Ireland.
There is however one big problem.
Who the fuck am I going to rant about now?