I have seen hell
It was terrible.
I didn’t sleep a wink last night.
Can I ever banish those frightful sights and sounds that are forever seared into my brain? Who can forget the sight of the pathetic victims as they screamed for mercy, with cries that were painful to the ears and a look of utter helplessness in their eyes? Who can forget the mindless animal roar of the crowd as they screamed for blood? Worst of all though is the sight of the torturers – the glint of utter evil in their eyes, and the look of sadistic smugness on their faces.
It is the memory of the sounds which disturb me most. The sounds that emanated from the Roman Colosseum could have been no worse, as the Christians were fed to the lions and the gladiators hacked one another to death.
I wish I could forget.
But I can’t.
Those two minutes where I accidentally watched the X-factor were the worst two minutes of my life.
Oh come on HR, surely you were rooting for Mary Byrne? It’s getting to the only decent singer that does yer head in. Thank fuck for Merlin on the Beeb.
Why the fuck should I be rooting for anyone? The ones I saw [including Mary Byrne who I had never heard of up to last night] were outstanding for being average. I would get more excitement watching cattle being auctioned in the local livestock auctions.
Have you seen the Britcom “Benidorm?” (No idea how long it’s been out over there before we get it.) It’s the best thing since “Shameless.”
I just huddle in the Kitchen when it is on. I need to keep my sanity.
Grandad there’s a set of strange colouredy little boxes after appearing just below your latest minimus opus. Are they for voting for various human tragedies on reality shows or are they symbols of the nations of the world you hate most?
I can give them a slap of the universal adjuster if you wish.
TT – I saw that when it first came out. The first series was OK but it went a bit downhill after that.
Filthy – The television is in our kitchen. Next week it’s the pub for me.
Cap’n – I haven’t a clue what they’re for. I just thought they added a nice splash of colour.
Oh you poor soul. I hope you can find a doctor that can help rid you of these memories. Here we have American Idol. It’s the same damn programme. I hope you can find some help and for Gods sake don’t watch it again!
“That ” ? Benidorm or Shameless?
Lucky you are not in The States. Really low, but not bottomed out yet.