Driving the country to suicide — 8 Comments

  1. That’s a load Mustapha Puff. If it had any validity “smoking”  would be the biggest key word or “Nazis.”.

  2. I agree GP. Sometimes I despair as well.
    In fact I was so depressed last night thinking about health insurance, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, my lost savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . .

    I called a Suicide Hotline.

    I had to press “1” for English.

    I was connected to a call centre in  Pakistan . 

    I told them I was suicidal.

    They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck……

  3. Might be my fault Groandad… I signed off an Irish political forum yesterday for the last time with a ‘best of luck to those of you who realise what’s going on around the Dail and to those of you who are sitting around doing nothing about it do your country a favour and commit suicide’. Or words to that effect.
    Hopefully the roughly one in five Irish voters who still say they’d vote Fianna Fail are taking the advice to heart. It’d be no loss and possibly profitable for the Irish taxpayer in the end. More than bloody NAMA or Anglo will and that’s for sure.

  4. TT – You want to watch yourself.  A wee touch of obsession creeping in here?  😉

    Mossy – That is sick.  But I have to confess, I cracked a smile.

    Cap’n – Sure didn’t our own beloved Bertie tell us that anyone who talked about a recession would be better off killing themselves?  And he was our Glorious Leader at the time, so he should know best?



  5. a guy walks into a library and asks “Do you have any books on suicide?” Librarian says “Fuck off – you won’t bring it back”

  6. @dessiegee  Now that is funny!  I shall try and remember that one the next time I want to liven up a party.

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