The world is in a bit of a state of chassis at the moment.
There are mutterings about the chance of war in Iran or North Korea.
The banks have brought the world to the brink, and things are only just beginning to stabilise.
Famine is running rampant. Millions of Pakistanis are homeless because of floods. There are earthquakes, famine and pestilence everywhere, apparently.
And what is the world worried about?
I took a quick gander at Google to see what people were seeking enlightenment on.
What did I find?
I confess I had to look her up to see who the fuck she is, she being so incredibly important. Apparently she is an actress, a model and a pop singer. I had heard the name before, but I never bothered finding out who this person was – I have more important things to do. But apparently the rest of the world doesn’t.
A million years of evolution leading to concern about a third rate actress?