We are fucked.
You have heard me mention Our Illustrious Biffo in the past. For those of you who are foreign to our shores, the name Biffo is an acronym – Big Ignorant Fucker From Offaly, AKA Brian Cowen, our Great Leader. He lives up to his name well, and it is about his only successful achievement in life. He royally fucked up the country when, as Minister for Finance he let his pals in the banks run riot. Now, as unelected leader he is putting this country in debt for generations to come in order to save those same pals in the banks.
The government are having a “think in” at the moment. Having made a series of disastrous decisions in an attempt to get us out of the mess they themselves created, they are in a blind panic about what to do next. They haven’t a fucking clue and are lurching from crisis to crisis. Their answer for the moment is to gather in a huddle and get pissed.
Our Glorious Leader was interviewed this morning on radio.
There are some who say he was drunk. I couldn’t give a shit whether he was drunk or not, as he makes little sense either way. One of the telling hints as to his sobriety was a comment from one of his colleagues who was asked about the interview – 'There is always a social dimension to occasions such as this week's Fianna Fáil gathering, but no more than that.' So yes, I think we can safely say he was pissed [first thing in the morning, note].
Do you think I am being harsh?
Do you think I am being disrespectful?
I would ask you to listen to the interview and judge for yourselves.
Just remember – this is the man who is supposed to be in charge. This is the man who is making the decisions that affect every man, woman and child for generations to come. This is the man who is supposed to have complete and clear control of the situation.
Would you buy a second hand car from this man?
Would you trust this man with your wallet while you went swimming?
Would you even trust this man to give you the right time of day?
We truly are fucked.
Our K8 has just suggested I should have called this post "Rectal Fistitude".
Why didn't I think of that?