I must say I am more than a little disappointed.
For reasons beyond my sphere of influence, I was a little tied up yesterday. I would have been more tied up but Herself always was fucking useless at tying knots.
I had things to do; people to meet and, when you boil it down to the essentials, a life to lead. In other words, I didn’t have the time or the inclination to scribble on this site.
Now, I knew I was in safe hands. I knew you would drop by and having found no new material would while away your hours finding those gems that you had missed in the past. I refuse to believe that you have read everything that I have ever written [even I haven’t done that] , so I can guarantee there are hidden treasures that you have missed.
I finally got around to switching on my laptop last night, and what did I find?
I found that you bastards hadn’t bothered your arses dropping by at all.
OK, there were one or two who had enough of a soul to visit, but the rest of you are just fickle, fly-by-night fair-weather users. Have you not heard all those advertisements asking you to check on your elderly neighbours? For all you know, I could have been dying here of hypothermia and starvation, but do you care? Not a fucking jot.
You see, I am now officially an Old Age Pensioner. I must be treated with respect and reverence. I must be treated with care and most of all, you need to make sure that I am OK.
Yes, I am disappointed, and more than a little hurt. I thought you cared, but you are more interested in your fucking iPods and your fucking Facebook than you are in my welfare.
I have a good mind to start charging entry into this site. By God, but when you have paid your €1,000 per year to visit, you’ll want to get your money’s worth and will drop by whether I have written or not.
I was so disheartened last night that I had to console myself by leaving sarcastic comments on Twitter about Ireland’s entry for the Eurovision which was being voted for on the Late Late Show.
The entries were like you lot.