Listen, fuckheads. When you advertise that you are selling stuff at 50% off or 80% off or whatever, will you please be honest. You are not doing it because the goods are fantastic. You are not doing it because you … Continue reading →
There is one expression that crops up from time to time that is guaranteed to send me into a rage. âWhatever is the new thingyâ Now what the fuck is that supposed to mean? âWhite is the new blackâ. I … Continue reading →
I like a good joke as well as the next man. [Iâm not sure who the next man is, but we seem to be very alike?] When someone takes the piss out of me, I can laugh. When someone rapes … Continue reading →
me: âHowya God? Howâs tricks?â God: âAh, hello Grandad. We havenât spoken in a while. Howâs she cuttinâ?â Me: âRight down the middle, God. I was just wondering what you thought of the new blasphemy thing?â God: âWhat new blasphemy … Continue reading →
