I hate election days.

The only good thing about them is that we will hopefully see the last of those fucking election posters.  I am pissed off from endlessly seeing the same faces every time I go out.  Is it a prerequisite that you have to be an ugly fucker before you can stand for election?  That certainly seems to be the case in my area.

Of course I voted.  Several times.

Then I had to move to a different polling station because they were getting suspicious.  They must have been using Twitter or something because that place got suspicious too.  That is a terrible shame as I still have dozens of polling cards left over.

I take my civic responsibilities very seriously and believe in casting my vote.  I know the dead of my parish [and several other parishes] hold the same views and that is why I vote on their behalf.

Just because you are dead, doesn’t mean you don’t still have rights?

I just nipped home for a quick mug of tea and a piss, and I’m off again shortly.  I have a busy afternoon ahead of me.

Myself and the lads are going to do the rounds of the stations again.  This time we will be having a little distraction from our normal sport.

• Fianna Fáil Candidate – 200 points.
• Green Candidate – 300 points [rarity value].
• Pro government voter – 40 points.
• Any child wearing a FF or Green sticker – 60 points [smaller target].
• Pro-government Independent Candidate – 250 points.

I’m hoping for the County Trophy, so it is going to be a long day.

Wish me luck.

And does anybody want a couple of dozen polling cards?