I am hopping mad.
I am furious.
I am livid.
It’s that Other Fella.
You know the one I mean? He’s the bloke who does most of my typing and hangs around the place like a limp dick.
He is a fucking bastard. He is a wanker of the highest order. I am going to kill him.
The little shit has only gone and started his own site.
What is worse, he has written about me. He has the gall; the audacity to set up in competition.
This is going to end up in bloodshed. He is going into the landfill.
Get your arses over there and fill his site with foul comments.
Show your loyalty by telling him what a tosspot he is.