On Friday, my phone line failed.
I rang them [from my mobile, smart arse!] and had a very pleasant chat with a computer. He was very polite and took all my details and promised it would soon be fixed. I never spoke to a human at all, or if I did, I spoke to someone with a very strange personality problem.
The phone is still dead.
Yesterday my broadband went pffft. I don’t use the phone line for my broadband as I don’t believe in putting all my baskets in one egg.
I rang them [from my mobile, again] and their computer politely told me that their office was closed and could I please fuck off.
One by one, my lines of communication are being cut off.
I had to send this to the server via carrier pigeon.
He was shot on the way back.
Have I a right to feel paranoid?
Or are they just out to get me?