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Make my day — 41 Comments

  1. **Mission Impossible Theme Playing**

    **In black and balaclava**

    Alpha Bravo Delta dog, over

    Request permission to borrow cup of sugar.

  2. Maxi – I might just call up there all right. I wonder how easy it is to remove a security camera from someone’s rectum?

    Thrifty – I saw those! I have enough mugs thanks, but might be interested in a thong? [I will be sending you an invoice for advertising on my site, by the way]

  3. Maxi – Semtex! 😈

    Susan – Consider it so. Twenty Democrats it is.

    Thrifty – I won’t get much for 3c these days?

    Kate – Herself has just phoned me to say she is answering this for herself.

    Roy – You want to bring me for a taxi ride? Or do you want your nuts kicked?

  4. I finally had a chance to see Palin talk the other night, I couldn’t watch for very long… I can’t explain it but it felt like being subjected to some sort of torture and I had anxiety after watching her talk. It’s all well and good for you all to talk across the pond but we have our choice between two wacknuts for president. You all think Bush is a loser wait until either Obama or McNut take the reigns it will be nutsville for sure.

    I read somewhere that McCain has a 25% chance of dying in office because he’s a geezer, so Palin has a 1/4 chance of being president!!!! That is so freaky, I think the day I read that my IBS kicked in something serious. (that would be irritable bowel syndrome and I won’t explain it)

  5. Michelle – She scares me, simply because there is such a high chance of her becoming president. It seems to be an immutable law of nature that we have to elect whackos to positions of power. America seems to have honed it to a fine art?

  6. 3c? I doubt I’ll even manage that 🙂

    So when are you going to produce pipe-smoking merchandise? You could have a T with a pic on the front and numbered instructions on proper pipe smoking procedure on the back.

    You might need a government warning though

  7. Thrifty – It would more likely be an Irish Tourist Shooting Association [ITSA] shirt, with ‘Grandad Rocks’ on the front. No health warning required.

  8. Oh my god i know that feeling. At least you dont work in a resturant i should be saying that resturant work is good but not bloody good when you spend most of your young life in the place. Good quote on sarah palin i would pay money to see that. Keep up the goodwork granddad.

  9. Grand {ad} – yes I would actually. Market research? Anything for a free T-shirt. You know you’d get all sorts of publicity if you offered them free….or for a prize. 😉

  10. SH – Hah! I never considered going into merchandising. I’ll have to think about that. Don’t worry about the tourists – they are ecologically recycled in the local landfill.

  11. I’ll send my “moorketing idea fee” in the post. Ecologically recycled? Right. The smell of burgers of them hints otherwise.

  12. @ Granny – How do you put up with it all? I hope you’ve made his cell padded and sound proof!

    Grandad – she had to phone you???? You must be very bad tempered!!! Happy Wednesday!!!

  13. I recognise those symptoms. It’s called PMS. We’re in trouble now, though, since I think the chances of you ever getting past the P to the M are pretty slim, so you’re probably stuck with it.

    Sorry.

  14. Find a tourist, be nice to them, buy them a pint, show them around …. then take them out and shoot them. The pleasure will be all the better because their shock will be so much the greater. That should cheer you up.

  15. My apologies, Dorothy! You got stuck in my moderation thingy, and have only now appeared. Periods? Do you mean In My Flowers? I’ll have you know, I’m much too old for that. Those times are past.

    Shane – Good idea, but I’ll let them buy the drinks in gratitude for my kindness. That would cheer me up.

  16. R.T.E was a cosy number Grandad. Workin nine to three…5ish.You could have been out till 10pm floggin mobile phones or double glazing!

  17. Cosy, all right. The only problem was getting there and back. I would nearly have preferred to flog mobile phones. Actually, on second thoughts, I’d prefer the traffic jambs.

  18. I know these feelings only too well. And there are day I would indeed become violent, if it were not so totally against my nature. So instead I sit down, have a cup of tea, listen to a sad piece of Mussorgsky or Rachmaninoff, and perhaps write a sad poem. After a while the mood passes and I just carry on with my work.

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