Grandad MD
I have enrolled in univercity, and will be starting my coorse next week.
I reseeved this today and foned them and it is all arainged.
Bachellor, MassterMBA, and Doctoorate certification available in YOUR field of choice.
Yes, you can become a Doc and get all the benefits alongside it!
Our Diiploma/Certiificates are recognised worldwide.
No need for exams, or testing, classrooms, tests, even interviewing.
We turn no one down
We guarantee confidentiality.
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I always wanted to be a doctoor.
Does anyone want a tribble bypass?
I think I may have to avail of their services, given how tough actually doing the course is becoming.
Oh, and how expensive it is. €1k a year just to register, €5k for residence, and then there’s the general expenses… 🙁
Do you want me to pass on their fone number?
I be a stoodint of doctoring to.
That’s grate. Have you remooved any gaul bladders yet?
I dno’t thnik I’m caepable at the moemnt – eihter taht or tehre is soemthnig worng wtih tihs kyebaord!
I all time get ameils sailing me wais to make me penns bigger.
But I right wit a small 1 adn it n’ver cauzd me troub le b4.
futhermuckers.
LOL y’all are nuts this morning! Sign me up..my mama would be so proud to have a doctor in the family 🙂
Kate – Maybe you just can’t spel?
Caxi – If you want, I can bild you a bigger penns? I can make then eny size.
Prin – I wil send you there fone number.
kan I selff prescrib mudikations and a kolastomee???
eamil me a boshure?
John O – Of coarse you can. You can have a partee.
Caxi – I kant spel your adress.
Why are you all imitating me today ? Snot fare !
Why is ChrisD complaining about a lack of money? Did he not get a cash transfer from Mrs Eustace Goodwoman in Lagos?
Why is spam about such a limited range of subjects?!
That depends who gets to drink during the bypass procedure- you or me?
TT – You are imitating us!
Ian – TheChrisD always complains. Ignore him.
Michelle – Both of us. Let’s have a party!!
@Ian and Grandad: It’s part of who I am. Complaining just comes naturally to me 😛
If you could stop the pounding headache I’ve got from a random stroll around Irish blogs this morning, I’d be grateful. Jaysis, there must be some cure for it.
Darragh – You’ll have to give up those blogs. They are very bad for your health. Take two aspirin and go and browse a forum or two instead.
Forums tend to be worse :-/
The aspirin help – the antihistamines a little more so. Now to turn off the computer and start writing by hand.
I suppose I owe you €50 now. I doubt you accept medical cards 😛
Darragh – Can you not see that I have a univercity degrea? That will be €80 please.
I managed to get rid of my Tribble problem on my own ………….. Dr Spock was a great help
Lets see, i know what tribbles are, those little star trek critters but i am having trouble bipassing them.Guess i need one of those diplomas too.
Daddy P – Do you mean Dr Spock or Mr Spock?
June – You fancy a Doctoorate too? 😉
Hahaha.. Pretttttty funny!