How to smell properly
Me: Oy! What are you doing?
Laptop: What are you on about?
Me: You beep subslitutinq letters when I type.
Laptop: No I don’t.
Me: Yes you po. There! You’ve bone it again!
Laptop: No I didn’t. It’s your rotten typing.
Me: I know welk how to type. I have been going it for bears. I mean tears. Years. Stop ut!
Laptop: I’m not doing anything. If you can’t type for shit, then it’s not my fault.
Me: I knob what you’re ot. You just like eucking with my heed. You are doimg this deliperately.
Laptop: Look, Sunshine. I just translate whatever key you press into code. How can I make mistakes?
Me: I bon’t know how or whv you’re fooing it, mut you are. Just slop. OK?
Laptop: Just go fuck off and stop blaming me for your inadequacies.
Me: I notice vou can manape it without amy dippiculty?
Laptop: That’s because I know how to spell. *heh*
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Laptop: The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
Me: The quimm brown box humped over the lazy fog. Aw buck!
Laptop: *snigger*
Me: I’ll snitch over to Red Bat Linux.
Laptop: No you won’t. You know what a mess you made of that last time.
Me: There ib always OMB? I mean BMX. I meat OSX.
Laptop: You wouldn’t!!
Me: I woulb.
Laptop: Aw fuck. OK. You win.
Me: Thank you.
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Me: You snivelling little bastard.
Laptop: *sigh*
Yay! You won one! 🙂
hehehe
😀
Very good, very funny.
Made my lunchtime anyway.
Hey! Now I know that my computer is to blame for my recent typos! I’d thought it was because I broke a finger in a fall last Thursday. I like being able to blame a machine rather than my own clumsiness.
I really enjoyed this one.
Next time it happens tell your laptop you are going to install OS/2 Warp.
Sounds familiar ……….
Snarf.
Way to hang in there & show him/her(?) who’s boss Grandad!!!
Good point, Olga. It sort of snarls and is hellishly stubborn like a woman, but on the other hand, what female uses language like that? Apart from Herself….
I think it is probably genderless. Either way it knows who is Boss now. I think. I hope…..
How appropriate I spilled tea on the keyboard earlier and now it’s fighting with me , I have to re-read and fill in all the missing letters!
Time for a new Keyboard me thinks
Ah, tell it that you are going to install Windows 1.0! They all shiver at the thought of that! 🙂 You have to love/hate Microsoft! Press F8 to agree to disagree. Maybe “F8” should stand for fate? 🙂
Hilarious! Thanks for the deep belly laugh! Until I read this post I was sure my keyboard was fucking with me…now I’m sure of it 🙂
Welcome, Prin 🙂
You have to keep the little bastards in line and show them who is boss from time to time.
you’re absolutely right about that! have a great day 🙂