For some reason, I happened to be listening to Rick O’Sea on the radio just now.
He want’s to know why the Kremlin has apparently advertised for 5,200 white mice.
They must be laboratory reared, white, female and less than 18 gms.
I would have thought the answer was fucking obvious.
They are upgrading their computer system.
Why laboratory reared? They don’t want viruses.
Why less than 18gms? They don’t want to push big heavy yokes around their desks.
Why white? Well, grey is soooo naff, darling.
Why female? Because computer mice with balls are so last year.